And what do you know my brothers and only friends, it was the 9th, the glorious 9th of Ludwig Van. Oh it was gorgeosity and yummy yummy yum. I was cured.
A Clockwork Orange, Stanley Kubrick
From the three different types of molokovax you were compelled to drink and display through the ultraviolent Singing in Ukraine to all the orange you could viddy on the screen A Clockwork Orange has been a brutal year for far too many of us. Whether you were freezing to death in a crater in Kherson, kettled inside the screaming towers of Shanghai by covidious droogs, Ludovicoed by TikTok or just dying of suddenly somewhere out West, people everywhere may be fondly remembering the Rocky Horror Show of 2021 at this point. I teleported myself off the battlefield in order to secure a better vantage point for 2023 and therefore avoided frontline action for most of this year but at the time I was confident that if I had stayed I would have been able to handle the travails of 2022. After getting a little taste of what used to be city life over the last few weeks I can tell you that I was very very wrong.
If I had stayed I would have been dead by now. Or worse*.
TO THE END
Wrapping up for 2022 we see that AOC's climate crisis flop ''To the End'' features some orange pallette paegentry that is worth comparing to that displayed by the Just Stop Oil movement that sprayed tomato soup over various art works, banks, petrol stations etc. The Green Agenda will really come to fruition in 2024 the Year of Tagimron, the Year of the Megafires. We have to eat through our stockpile before we can starve and that is part of what 2023 is about. After the Megafires and with the demographic change there will be a public demand for us all to be imprisoned in environmentally efficient Smart Cities, a fifteen minute space encapsulating our lives.
YOU SAY SAMUEL, I SAY SAMAEL
Samuel (Samael) Bankman-Fried dealt another hammer blow to cryptocurrency and Bitcoin in particular. Note the logo - this is why bitcoin was always going to betray you this year in the same way another Mercurial ''bad boy'' did and another Mercurial ''bad boy'' will. In reviewing the year for yourself in light of the Unifying Colour Theory and the Dark Conclusions remember that Mercury (8 = Hod/Orange) rules communication, technology, commerce and transportation.
Paranoia.
As the music came to its first climax, I could viddy myself very clear, running and running on like very mysterious feet, carving the whole face of the creeching world with my cut throat britva. I was cured all right.
A Clockwork Orange, Stanley Kubrick
*''Life is nothing I heed him not. But to fail here is not mere life or death. It is that we become as him, that we henceforth become foul things of the night like him, without heart or conscience, preying on the bodies and the souls of those we love best. To us forever are the gates of Heaven shut, for who shall open them to us again? We go on for all time abhorred by all, a blot on the face of God's sunshine, an arrow in the side of Him who died for Man.'' Dr Van Helsing, Bram Stoker's Dracula