Shawty had them apple-bottomed jeans,
Boots with the fur,
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the flo
Next thing you know,
Shawty got low low low low low low
Low, Flo Rida
THE SHIP OF FOOLS
Canadian meteorologist Frankie MacDonald used to be one of my ''conspiracy theory'' heroes. Hailing from an earlier pre-Trump era where conspiracy sites like Godlike Productions still used to throw up fascinating threads like ''the fucking mox rods are on fucking fire'' or ''something went bezerk in the Gulf of Mexico'', people used to post Frankie giving these really random warnings and I was always impressed with his passion about weather and concern for other people. I've always played the Magus, couching everything in esoteric lore and alchemical symbolism, but I always respected the Fool and recognised his own special brand of flower power. Both behave in mysterious ways. We experimented with the ''Vigilant Citizen'' format in Whores and Princesses, but today we will be imitating legend of prophecy Frankie MacDonald. Since our world got flooded by ''question/answer non-player characters'' (QAnon) with their tired scripts, someone needs to provide some actual conspira-tainment.
It was after that earthquake in Turkey in Izmir/Smyrna released the Kraken but before right wing pundits started signalling about it we were projecting to a Temple in Athens (for tax reasons) when one of the crew reported a strange vision. The release of the Kraken did not coincide with the its final assault, it would take time to get to its target - Andromeda - and the 23rd of November would be the beginning, or at least the beginning of the beginning, of this Cthulhu/Kraken (Cetus/Ketos) event that would round out the nightmarish year of 2020. We confirmed its nature with mixed methods - wind/air, waves/floods, vortex, second smaller wave, second smaller wind - and moved on to confirming its location. Where, in the west, would Ketos strike?
Who or what is ''Andromeda'', where is she and where is she going? Andromeda, as a Princess, is a symbol of Malkuth (2019), the ''soul of the world'', and one that is inverted in Lilith (2020), the first Qlipha of the Qliphoth. I was always attracted to that idea from Robert Anton Wilson (?) where he talks about the Spirit of the West (an Athenian Spirit perhaps) moving west around the world over thousands of years - rising from Athens, settling in Rome then rising again, Paris, London, then on to New York, Los Angeles, and then still further, to Japan and South Korea where it now resides - our wisdom, the information carrying capacity and application of the human race, and our sense of freedom rising with it. Has a misaligned Eastern Spirit moved ever Eastwards, carrying autocracy in its wake - an Ahriman to this Ahura Mazda? Of course this theory is simplistic and open to easy criticism but just today I came across an article about a South Korean cheerleader to a baseball game and the whole scene looked more American than America and with K-Pop, computer games etc has this spirit of the West taken on its new form? If this spirit continues to move we can expect democratic reform in China and more autocracy in the USA ''soon''. This type of conjecture matters when we talk about ''The West'' and what will happen to it, as the West does not end with California. We know the target of ''Poseidon'' is West but where in this ''West'' of which we speak?
Malkuth, like the World Card in the Tarot is often shown wrapped in laurels or other flowery garlands. We saw this imagery in the movie Midsommar, in the alchemical Joker movie, in Katy Perry's princessing photos of 2020. We've seen Garlands (the Corona, etc) signalling all over the place, on all sorts of other princesses. Flowers are one of the key symbols of the earth and spring and life in general, and sacrifices of Princesses is an important part of ''historical'' culture. In trying to tie these themes together it stands to ''reason'' that the target is ''The Flowery Ones'' and if we combine this with a soft interpretation of the Ketos event, i.e. that they are super-strong hurricanes, we can conclude that the islands of flowers like Haiwaii, or even Indonesia could easily be targets. A lot of these places, even if they were destroyed would not raise the international ''social capital'' necessary to justify radically stepping up the efforts to mitigate climate change and complete the Great Reset. 2020 is now the most active hurricane season ever on record and, for instance, the chance of a hurricane hitting New York (a symbol of the West) has increased from 9% to 14%. A more specific interpretation would suggest the target is Florida which literally means Land of Flowers and is of course home to all those Disney Princesses and their Theme Parks. Florida was also signalled in the movie Greenland (along with ''robo-messages from the government'' - that we saw reported in the US election). Thinking of something that Chris Knowles' has theorised about Hollywood dumping its executives during #metoo and avoiding lots of expensive payments of final salaries - with the decline in world tourism (not set to return in anywhere near the same scale) is The Princess Mafia about to pull off an incredibly ambitious insurance scam - a kind of weather weapon ''arson'' on Orlando? Sounds mad right? The Parks have only been closed seven times in history before lilifluenza, six were for hurricanes and once was for 9/11 - what would it take to permanently close Disney World? And is this the way to symbolically sacrifice all those princesses in one go?
As occultists will know the Fool is the first card of the major arcana while the ''Flowers'' in this case represent the last - although Lilith is the first of the Qliphoth, its an inversion of Malkuth and the World Tarot card (attributed to Saturn in the faulty G.D./Thelema system), therefore in the Qliphoth the World is the first card and the Fool is the last. The Colour Theory seems to be standing up with the constant humiliation of Trump and Johnson (Giuliani's hair bleed and the defeat of Trump again in the Georgia recount), the repeated references to wind power, even with this new focus on wind powered ships and the bearing out of the hurricane prediction. But in the previous phases they have drawn focus only to invert in the middle, here perhaps the inversion is - what is the point building wind power if it will only be destroyed by the winds becoming too strong? I'm unsure. Each phase has also been subject to more extreme interpretations that, to me, seem less plausible, for example the eruption of Yellowstone (to tie with the de-Yellowing and the Sulfur) or now my new friend in nightmares: the ''Status 6 Poseidon Nuclear Tsunami''. Only the operating Magus knows the exact power and order of ''the flowers'', the Fool, at best, can hazard a guess.
Them baggy sweat pants,
And the Reeboks with the straps,
She turned around and gave that booty a slap,
She hit the flo,
Next thing you know,
Shawty got low low low low low low
Low, Flo Rida