Animals are fine but their acceptability is limited. A small child is even better, but not nearly as effective as the right kind of adult.
Lord Summerisle, The Wickerman 1973
Before we get down into the nitty gritty two important disclaimers: a) below you will find the current working copy of the enhanced cult movie meta-theory which attempts to explain the augmented reality game we call the present b) this theory was arrived at with a mixture of qabalistic logic, observation, intuition, remote viewing (clairaudience) and divine intervention so make of that what you will. The important change from our last working copy is swapping the placement of Mad Max with Flash Gordon. Its been clear for a while that Mad Max is already running whether it be the debacle around gas, food and ''barter'', the Mad Max unravelling of Africa, ''Wagner'', the sudden appearance of Mel Gibson, and the death of Tina Turner - we are just over half way through Thunderdome. Flash Gordon is not yet running but will begin (along with four other narratives) on J1 2024. We will be doing some comparison between these narratives later but J1 is going to be extremely busy so make sure you're in some good cover, ideally a nuclear bunker.
WHO IS THE WICKERMAN?
There are a few extant versions of The Wicker Man ranging between 85 and 95 mins in run time. Since the movie ran from 2022-2024 its roughly 45 mins per year, 22.5 mins per six months, 3.75 mins per month meaning we have, roughly, 15 mins of the film left. This means we are in the Wickerman ritual right now and that the actual Burning Man Festival which had so many important synchronicities (along with global media coverage) roughly synchronized with the beginning of the ritual in the film. If you are into this conspiratainment the best thing you can do for yourself right now is watch those last 15 mins of the original this will maximise your enjoyment/despair of the final rendering to the world stage of what is unarguably a cult classic.
Argument for Z: Z is clearly designated as the Wickerman, a made up king and a fool (comedian), who always wears green (the Green Man), whose name literally means Green and who through virtue of his country's rich soil is truly lord of the corn, wheat, apples and what have you. Surely it must be Z going in the hot box!
Counterargument for Z: Z is, in fact, Lord Summerisle, it is ''his crops that are failing'', it his land that is riddled with child trafficking, biolabs, satanic nazi pagan cults, etc which prompted the Russian ''investigation'' in the first place... like Summerisle in the film, Z has also dragged up; like Summerisle Z also has a pagan/satanic high priestess.
Counterargument for Z: Z is, in fact, Lord Summerisle, it is ''his crops that are failing'', it his land that is riddled with child trafficking, biolabs, satanic nazi pagan cults, etc which prompted the Russian ''investigation'' in the first place... like Summerisle in the film, Z has also dragged up; like Summerisle Z also has a pagan/satanic high priestess.
Argument for P: Leading invasion/investigation to de-Nazify and de-Satanise (?) Ukraine, talks up Christian morality, talks down moral degeneration of the western world (''Summerisle), etc. Since we have all been expecting someone else to go in the Wickerman (primarily Z) this would be a ''twist'' for us and everyone else watching the ARG. Looking at Neil Howie (Edward Woodward) I can see more traces of Putin than I can of Zelensky although others may think differently. The hairline/colour, eye colour, profile, demeanour and mission of the character seem far more in keeping with P than Z.
Counterargument for P: Mainly personal incredulity plus the arguments in favour of Z.
Counterargument for P: Mainly personal incredulity plus the arguments in favour of Z.
Alternatives: Any leading figure who has investigated the claims of Satanism, Nazism, Epsteinism, Illuminati Blooddrinking, Adrenochrome, all that jazz and what have you and who has significant draw to capture a lot of the world with the headlines. Multiple smaller figures (the animals in the wickerman, the ''lesser sacrifices'') linked to these investigations scattered around the world for maximum coverage. This is intended to signal that the cult can do whatever they like, which (quickly checks out the window) seems to be true. I think it is highly unlikely that Trump is the Wickerman as I think it is highly likely he will be carrying a lot of the script for Flash next year (think Flash's encounters with those slavic princesses for one alongside the MAGA American Football style rhetoric) but its obviously worth considering as he has also been seemingly attacking the ''deep state'' and has the links with Yellow and Orange.
To Wickerman: I guess this individual has to be destroyed fairly absolutely (physically (assassination? fires?), reputationally) to achieve the intended effect and secure the blessings of the God of the Sun i.e. the Demon of the Sun / Thagirion. I can see either the destruction of P or Z as leading to the start of ''Flash Gordon'' i.e. Ming the Merciless in the form of China/Russia alliance. If its P in the Wickerman, his replacement (another Dim) will have to retaliate maybe drawing China in Archduke Ferdinand style, if its Z in the Wickerman that will embolden China to strike Taiwan. n.b. I am focusing on Flash as it will be the one with the 1 year timeline, Labyrinth will have a five year time line so its like watching the film really fucking slowly. I am trying to split the attention but I am evolving to this new theory myself - what I like about it so much though is that it explains the clockwork mechanism.
Tie-ins: Obviously the investigation of the more occulty, adrenochromy side of the ARG overlaps with those investigating the problems with the vaccine, that stands to reason as there are way more borderline schizophrenics in the lunatic fringe and we've got a lot of time on our hands.
To Wickerman: I guess this individual has to be destroyed fairly absolutely (physically (assassination? fires?), reputationally) to achieve the intended effect and secure the blessings of the God of the Sun i.e. the Demon of the Sun / Thagirion. I can see either the destruction of P or Z as leading to the start of ''Flash Gordon'' i.e. Ming the Merciless in the form of China/Russia alliance. If its P in the Wickerman, his replacement (another Dim) will have to retaliate maybe drawing China in Archduke Ferdinand style, if its Z in the Wickerman that will embolden China to strike Taiwan. n.b. I am focusing on Flash as it will be the one with the 1 year timeline, Labyrinth will have a five year time line so its like watching the film really fucking slowly. I am trying to split the attention but I am evolving to this new theory myself - what I like about it so much though is that it explains the clockwork mechanism.
Tie-ins: Obviously the investigation of the more occulty, adrenochromy side of the ARG overlaps with those investigating the problems with the vaccine, that stands to reason as there are way more borderline schizophrenics in the lunatic fringe and we've got a lot of time on our hands.
Finally: My intuition/spiritual alliances/what have yous is/are now strongly convinced that it is not Z however counterintutive that may seem. I won't be surprised if it is as the logic was originally in favour but now I am defnitely prepared for the twist.
Howie: I believe in the life eternal as promised to us by our lord, Jesus Christ.
Summerisle: That is good. For believing what you do we confer upon you a rare gift these days - a martyr's death.
The Wickerman, 1973
** Additional material, the beginning of a half baked tempography of hell gates:
